I don’t know about you, but every morning I wake up, even before I brush my teeth or pour out those Lucky Charms, the first thing I do is ask myself, “Where in the name of Nasonex has Antonio Banderas been!?” Ever since that (relatively) tall dark and handsome hunk of man meat first took a bite of my heart as Armand in Interview with a Vampire, I knew I was love-struck. Long hair? Check. Sexy foreign accent? Check. Rippling pecks peeking their way from behind romantic Victorian attire? Yea, that’s a big ol’ CHECK! And don’t even get me started on his seductively haunting come hither eyes.
“Oh Antonio, I want to come thither, but it’s dangerous!”
Ah but that’s all part of the allure now, isn’t it? Kids today with their Twilight new moon old moon waxing/waning moon nonsense don’t know what a REAL manpire is. Thin and mopey crybabies whining about this and that, taking girls on piggyback rides through the woods…please. Get outta here with that noise. Gimme my ‘Tonio!
See, but here’s the good news. I recently stumbled on a product that can hold me over on those long Armand-less days. Together, The wonderful folks at the Nabisco Oreo Company and Rush Imprint have collaborated to offer lovely custom Oreo Picture Cookies on which you can embellish 1.25 inches of any image your heart desires. I don’t think I need to clarify what my heart desires, but maybe you’ve got different cravings. For instance, instead of taking a big bite out of Mr. Banderas’ gorgeous visage, maybe you want a custom picture of your favorite sports team or company logo on your cookie. A little bland if you ask me, but hey, it’s your cookie. Personalize it however you want.
Did I mention these are Oreos? I know I did but I feel like I need to stress it again. And not just any old Nabisco Oreo, but ones that are dipped in delicious Belgian white chocolate and covered in little colored sprinkles to match your image. Let’s recap: You can get your favorite picture on milk’s favorite cookie. What are you waiting for?