April showers; everyone seems to love the fact that they bring the legendary May flowers for which the season is so well-known. Well heck with that, I say. I’m sick and tired of this rain. Day in and day out, those annoying little droplets keep smacking me on the head – everyone reassuring me that, “Hey, at least it isn’t snow!” Phooey! At least with snow, I know where I stand. The white stuff piles up and sure, it’s irritating having to shovel off the sidewalk every now and again, but at least snow brings with it several positive factors: Building up a jolly ol’ snowm’n, for instance. How fun is that!? I look forward to reincarnating Frosty every year, that coal-nosed bloke. Let’s not forget about snow days, either! I mean it’s been a while since I was in school, but few things brought me more joy as a kid than seeing the name of my school scrolling at the bottom of the TV screen.
But what does rain give us, huh?! Other than life giving water, I mean ok, sure, ya got me there. In its wake, though, it leaves behind a mucky, brown, muddy mess. Flooding streets and basements, mudslides, delaying ball games and making dogs smell bad are just a handful of the many of adverse effects of this drizzling disaster. So what can we do to battle this tyrannical force of nature? Well, nothing. But, on top of strapping on our favorite rubber boots, we can also protect our heads and upper shoulder regions from getting wet. Confused? Don’t be. I’m just talkin’ ‘bout umbrellas!
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