Posts Categorized: Products

Futuristic Sunglasses

It’s the year 20XX. Cyborgs run rampant across New New Hampshire. The lush green landscapes of yesteryear now stand as a smoldering reminder of how, with technology, convenience and peril can easily go hand-in-hand. I remember walking alone as a child to the corner store to pick up a carton of milk and loaf of… Read more »


With summertime just on the horizon, outdoor sports and activities are brewing in full force. There’s nothing better, nor more American than tossing a ball around in the warm sun with the smell of grilled food floating in the air. Well, let me amend that statement. There’s nothing better than tossing a ball or a… Read more »

Custom Beach Balls | Magellan’s Finest Achievement

Many historians out there consider themselves to be pretty well-versed on their knowledge of early global explorers, and while it’s true that Ferdinand Magellan’s was the first voyage to circum-navigate the globe, his motives are somewhat disputed. Some say that he was out for the glory of country while others maintain that he was after… Read more »

Do you dare wear these at night?

Do You Dare Wear These at Night? Some of us like to protect our eyes. Others enjoy making a unique fashion statement. The innovative among us have found a way to do both at once. How? The answer is simple: custom sunglasses! Think about it: That sun is up there in the sky beating down… Read more »

Custom Lip Balm

Custom Lip Balm Walking through the Sahara desert can be a wearisome task. Sure, you’ve got the blistering sun, dehydration, lack of food and dangerous wildlife to deal with, but what really chaps my hide – more specifically my lips – is the fact that I left my lip balm in my other turban. Forget… Read more »

Custom Mason Jars

Custom Mason Jars Whether it’s for overnight oats, salad, three-layered pudding desserts or just the classic moonshine, the uses for mason jars have become increasingly more widespread. It’s no surprise, either, because this re-sealable container can be utilized in countless different applications. Just about any food or drink imaginable can be placed inside and, with… Read more »

Custom Umbrellas

Custom Umbrellas April showers; everyone seems to love the fact that they bring the legendary May flowers for which the season is so well-known. Well heck with that, I say. I’m sick and tired of this rain. Day in and day out, those annoying little droplets keep smacking me on the head – everyone reassuring… Read more »

3 oz. Demi Espresso Mug

3 oz. Demi Espresso Mug I don’t know about you folks, but I’m a certified coffe-holic. I have no shame in admitting this. If I don’t get my daily sip, I start to trip…over my dragging feet. I need that pick-me-up or I’ll start to let-boss-down, and I definitely don’t want to do that, both… Read more »

Custom Heart Keychains

Custom Heart Keychains Ever since the days of sending doodled notes to your grade school crush, hearts have been a universal symbol of affection. Not actual biological hearts mind you, but the familiar, Valentine’s Day cartoony, puffy symbols which we’ve all grown to love; (“less-than-three”, for the more text-savvy readers out there). There’s just something… Read more »

Personalized Bandages

Personalized Bandages What’s that, soldier!? You hurt your little knee? Fell down and got yourself a little boo-boo, didya? Well ain’t that cute? You want me to bend down and give it a little smooch for ya? Make it all better like mommy used to, you sorry, sissified sack of slop! You make me sick!… Read more »