Custom Lip Balm
Walking through the Sahara desert can be a wearisome task. Sure, you’ve got the blistering sun, dehydration, lack of food and dangerous wildlife to deal with, but what really chaps my hide – more specifically my lips – is the fact that I left my lip balm in my other turban. Forget impending death foreshadowed by the scattered, bleached bones, the discomfort of peeling, dry lips is what’s driving me mad! The only thing that keeps me trudging on is the thought of walking through my front door and giving my wife a big ol’ wet smooch. She’s not going to want to pucker up for these cracked, disgusting lips, though, and I don’t blame her! It would be like having a make out sesh with a brillo pad; dry, scratchy and completely unappealing. So what’s a fellow to do?
Well, I tell you what I should’ve done, though it won’t do me any good right now. I should’ve ordered such a huge quantity of lip balm that I could have stuffed sticks of it in every turban and pocket that I own! That way, it would have been nigh impossible to leave home without my trusty lip balm. Could-haves and should-haves won’t help me now, so all I can do is hope I make it home, because the first thing I’m gonna do is log onto rushIMPRINT’s website and order myself a heaping helping of those marvelous sticks of waxy salve. Scratch that; first thing will be to take a drink, then smooch my wife, and then order my bulk supply of lip balm-gotta keep those priorities in order. Heck, at rushIMPRINT, I could even imprint these custom lip balm sticks with a message to help me remember… maybe a picture of an elephant on them or something. Those things never forget, right? Perhaps I could just have them imprinted with the message : “Dry Lips Sink Ships!”
Gosh, the more I focus on it, the more uncomfortable it gets. I just gotta think about something else – something completely unrelated to my lips or their lack of moisture. What about boots? Yea that might work, actually. Instead of focusing on the negative, I can be thankful for the things that I did right, like ordering this pair of Danner USMC RATs. They’ve got the perfect traction for this loose desert terrain and offer the moisture-wicking technology that any sweaty foot needs in these sweltering conditions. Now if only they could invent some type of reverse-moisture wicking fabric that I could put on my lips! Ugh I’m thinking about them again! Ok I need to stop focusing on them. Come to think of it, what on Earth ever possessed me to make this long trek across such an inhospitable wasteland? I remember watching some survivor special on TV and the next thing I knew, I’m in the desert doing my best Lawrence of Arabia impression. Gee whiz, I gotta turn town my emulation meter a few notches.
In any event, this will at least serve as a cautionary tale from which you may glean two facts. Number one: Never leave home without a few sticks of Lip Balm. Seriously. Head over to rushIMPRINT right now and put a few boatloads in your cart. Personalize ‘em with your logo or whatever, I don’t care. Just get ‘em. Secondly: Give your significant other a big ol’ smooch, because you never know when your foolish spontaneity could put you in dire straits! Wait a minute…I think I hear a helicopter over the horizon. Is this a chapped lip induced hallucination? No! Oh sweet salvation. Is that my dear wife leaning out the side!? Oh it is! She’s tossing down handfuls of personalized lip balm sticks, too, each of them displaying “I Love Ya!” on the side. I’ve never been happier to have said “I do”!
Custom Mason Jars
Whether it’s for overnight oats, salad, three-layered pudding desserts or just the classic moonshine, the uses for mason jars have become increasingly more widespread. It’s no surprise, either, because this re-sealable container can be utilized in countless different applications. Just about any food or drink imaginable can be placed inside and, with a simple twist of the threaded lid, is sealed from the outside air. This is perfect for storing leftovers or alcoholic beverages which, when imbibed, could severely dampen your motor skills. No problem for a glass with a lid, though! Spills are a thing of the past, so drink away, fine sir or madam! Drink to your heart’s content!
The crafty minded among us have come up with several ways in which to customize mason jars so they stand out from the bland, clear glass versions. They see that clear glass as an open canvas, waiting to be splashed with a dash of customization. Dressed up in everything from glitter and gold to matte black chalkboard finishes, custom mason jars add a personal flare to any backyard barbeque, tailgate or festival. They bring more personality to the table than the standard red solo cup or wine glass.
So how do you go about getting your hands around a custom mason jar? Well, over at rushIMPRINT, we have a wide selection of custom mason jars from which to choose, all of which can be imprinted with your logo or design. They include a straw with a stopper that can be used to sip that glorious nectar from the inside of the jar. Choose from numerous color options to match whatever design or theme you’re trying to achieve. Check online today or call us at 1-866-277-RUSH (7874) and we’ll be happy to help!
April showers; everyone seems to love the fact that they bring the legendary May flowers for which the season is so well-known. Well heck with that, I say. I’m sick and tired of this rain. Day in and day out, those annoying little droplets keep smacking me on the head – everyone reassuring me that, “Hey, at least it isn’t snow!” Phooey! At least with snow, I know where I stand. The white stuff piles up and sure, it’s irritating having to shovel off the sidewalk every now and again, but at least snow brings with it several positive factors: Building up a jolly ol’ snowm’n, for instance. How fun is that!? I look forward to reincarnating Frosty every year, that coal-nosed bloke. Let’s not forget about snow days, either! I mean it’s been a while since I was in school, but few things brought me more joy as a kid than seeing the name of my school scrolling at the bottom of the TV screen.
But what does rain give us, huh?! Other than life giving water, I mean ok, sure, ya got me there. In its wake, though, it leaves behind a mucky, brown, muddy mess. Flooding streets and basements, mudslides, delaying ball games and making dogs smell bad are just a handful of the many of adverse effects of this drizzling disaster. So what can we do to battle this tyrannical force of nature? Well, nothing. But, on top of strapping on our favorite rubber boots, we can also protect our heads and upper shoulder regions from getting wet. Confused? Don’t be. I’m just talkin’ ‘bout umbrellas!
Custom Umbrellas are an amazing invention. Some may consider them a personal canopy of dryness; a mobile rain-shelter of sorts that protects you from that annoying cloud spit seeking to ruin not only your best tailored suit, but subsequently your whole day. Umbrellas are capable of so much more, too. In Ms. Poppins’ case, they provided a reliable means of transportation. For the Penguin, an entire arsenal of weaponry was stashed inside his different umbrellas, all of which helped him evade capture by the infamous Batm’n. For you, we offer completely customizable umbrellas available in countless styles and color combinations; all of which can be imprinted with your logo to help you gain brand recognition. Check out our online inventory today or call 1-866-277-RUSH (7874) to get started.
3 oz. Demi Espresso Mug
I don’t know about you folks, but I’m a certified coffe-holic. I have no shame in admitting this. If I don’t get my daily sip, I start to trip…over my dragging feet. I need that pick-me-up or I’ll start to let-boss-down, and I definitely don’t want to do that, both for the sake of my career and because he’s a real nice fella. So every morning, I throw back a travel mug or Styrofoam cup full of the sweet, dark nectar and let that caffeine invigorate my body like a yellow sun for Superman. It’s a drug, there’s no denying this; studies have proven it. Several mornings of caffeine withdrawal and intense headaches have defeated all attempts to wean myself off the stuff, so I’ve come to terms with the fact that I’m an addict. I’m in no hurry to join any Coffee-holics Anonymous meetings, though, so you can take your annual sobriety chips and shove them…back into storage because I don’t need them, thanks.
Lately, though, I’ve been needing a progressively stronger dose to get my fix, so I’ve turned to espresso. It’s a smaller, but much more powerful shot of java, so I’ve been filling my gullet with the stuff. However, until recently, I didn’t have a proper container to put it in. It would look goofy carrying around a big ol’ mug, but only using the bottom ten percent of it, and I’m certainly not going to fill it to the brim, either. I mean, I love my espresso, but I would like to get to sleep at night, too!
It just so happens that at my cousin’s wedding reception, there were gift baskets at every table. Fortunately for me, among the other goodies like personalized M&M’s, coasters, t-shirts and more, there was an awesome custom 3 oz. Demi Espresso mug, with the bride and groom’s names imprinted on the front. So every time a take a sip, not only am I revitalized for the day, but I’m also reminded of that incredible ceremony. She said she ordered all these custom imprinted gifts from rushIMPRINT, so I’ll have to check out their site!
Custom Heart Keychains
Ever since the days of sending doodled notes to your grade school crush, hearts have been a universal symbol of affection. Not actual biological hearts mind you, but the familiar, Valentine’s Day cartoony, puffy symbols which we’ve all grown to love; (“less-than-three”, for the more text-savvy readers out there). There’s just something about that curvy symbol that triggers an instinctual affectionate response; something warm and embracing that makes you want to find the nearest pup and give him or her a big ol’ squeeze!
I remember folding red pieces of construction paper in half, then cutting a soft curve at the crease to make a heart-shaped Valentine’s Day card for my mom when I was in kindergarten. There was something so fun about it. My four-year-old mind was amazed by the concept. Our teacher, Mrs. Havel (Yes, I remember my kindergarten teacher’s name) would use that technique as a springboard for other similar projects, like snowflakes, snowmen and the like, but that’s a tale for another time. We’re talking about hearts here, so let’s stay focused.
So, what sorts of things can you do with these fancy hearts? Well, aside from the aforementioned V-Day options and cute texts to your significant other, you can snack on candy versions of them, get fluffy pillow versions of ‘em or even have them tattooed into your skin. There’s pretty much no limit to the things you can create. Additionally, you can purchase cute, customizable keychain versions of them, imprinted with whatever image, logo, text or combination of the three from rushIMPRINT. Ideal for wedding gift bags, bridal showers, V-Day parties, cardiovascular health conferences and more, these custom heart key chains are the perfect inexpensive knick-knack to fill that niche and add a special layer of personalization to your event. Heck, just use ‘em to keep all of your keys together.
What’s that, soldier!? You hurt your little knee? Fell down and got yourself a little boo-boo, didya? Well ain’t that cute? You want me to bend down and give it a little smooch for ya? Make it all better like mommy used to, you sorry, sissified sack of slop! You make me sick! So ya tripped over an obstacle on the course and got a ‘wittle scwapey-wapey’, big deal! You think the enemy is gonna stop to put two drops of sympathy syrup on your pathetic pout-pancakes? Of course not, so suck it up!
It’s not like we’re back home in the comfort of your mommy’s arms, where you have the luxury of choosing between large varieties of bandages like the ones available through rushIMPRINT. They’ve got a boatload of fancy bandages with plaid and polka-dotted patterns available in custom imprinted cases. Heck, they even carry an entire first-aid kit, loaded with bandages, swabs, first aid cream, pain medication and even a sewing kit! Hey, maybe you can suture up your own little gash! Aw what am I thinking, that’s something that would take guts, courage and willpower, three things of which you are clearly in short supply!
On your feet, private! You’ve got one more chance to prove you deserve to be in my Marine Corps before I soil these well-polished boots of mine on your behind, and then make you re-shine them after the fact and thank me for the opportunity! There ya go, that’s the spirit! Well, heck I don’t what served as a better motivation, my threats of violence or the thought of those custom imprinted bandages embracing that pitiful excuse for a wound of yours. Whatever it was, this nation is in a slightly better position defensively, well, at least until you trip on the battlefield without personalized promotional bandages in your rucksack!
Is there anything more celebratory, more flamboyantly joyous and unequivocally festive than a colorful set of balloons hovering around in the air? I submit that there is not! What birthday party, sorority soirée or romantic trip for two high aloft in a basket would be complete without balloons!? In addition to inspiring a sense of fun and childish wonderment, custom imprinted balloons can also be used to spread brand recognition. One of the most economical ways to display your logo for all to see is ordering custom balloons wholesale from the fine folks at rushIMPRINT. (That’s us!)
What type of balloon suits your fancy? After all, everybody has fancies that need to be suited, so just think of us as tailors, ready to lower that inseam. With an inflated selection of varying styles and colors, we’ve got the ideal fit for your custom promotional needs.
Custom Mylar Balloons are the perfect way to keep your promotion floating around long after your purchase. Typical float time for a Mylar balloon is around 1-2 weeks, so you can look forward to a constant reminder of your company logo looming around overhead, weeks after the party or promotional event you used them for has ended.
Custom Latex balloons – a classic style and usually the first design to pop into mind when one mentions balloons. (Get it? I said “pop” that’s what happens when pins and balloons get together! Heh heh heh…) Well we’ve got those in just about every color of the rainbow as well as a few metallic finishes.
Like ‘em super-sized? We don’t blame ya; we’re Americans after all, right? Well if you want to make a big impression, we’ve got a giant canvas on which to imprint your message – the 6ft Jumbo Gorilla Balloons! You read that correctly; six honkin’ feet of rubbery inflated goodness. Good news for the environment, too, as these are completely biodegradable. So if you’ve got something big to say, this is the perfect product for you.
Are you a person who enjoys neat and/or keen sporting activities?! Oh ho ho hoo! Well do we have the perfect promotional product for you! Take a peek at our Mylar sports balloons, all completely customizable with your logo. D-do do y-y-you. Let me start that one over. Do you like FOOTBALL? Oh golly we got a pigskin-shaped lil’ bugger that’s right up yer alley! Soccer too, and golf! Hit the ball and kick the ball! Oh that’s a win scoring point goal if I have ever seen one, which I have! Basketball shoot-the-hoops and baseball throw the ball and glove-catch it! Try our product!
Travel bags are the sort of item that you may not even realize you need until it’s too late. Scrambling around for any type of container to transport your clothes and other valuables is the last thing you want to be doing the morning before a long business trip or vacation. You don’t want to be that person lugging around a giant, overstuffed garbage bag through the airport, so take advantage of our enormous selection of travel bags at rushIMPRINT.
A perfect item for personal use as well as ideal for giveaways, gifts, trade show events, supply and novelty stores and many more, custom travel bags are a fantastic way to not only transport your stuff, but also grow your brand recognition. Think of the enormous amount of potential customers in airports, train and bus stations and on the subway, all of whom will be sure to take at least a glance at that big, beautiful, custom logo on the front of your travel bag.
Like that girl you just met who can’t seem to let go of her ex, rushIMPRINT has all types of baggage. From carry-ons to rolling luggage and every size in-between, we’ve got the stuff into which you can stuff your…stuff. Whether you’re looking for high-end leather executive bags to take with you on those essential business trips, or are trying to get the most value for your dollar with our weekender duffels, we’ve got it. We also carry numerous travel accessories such as custom luggage tags, eyeglass cases and toiletry kits, and like the bags themselves, all of these items are completely customizable with the image or logo of your choosing. So before your next business trip or vacation, make sure your browse through our phenomenal online selection of travel items or call us directly at 1-866-277-RUSH (7874).
So picture this: You come home on a Friday night and want to just flop your exhausted body down and sink into your favorite chair with a bottle of [INSERT FAVORITE BOTTLED BEVERAGE HERE]. Sounds amazing right? Well it’s about to take a turn for the worse! As you reach for that cool beverage, you remember that it’s not a twist-off. Oh woe is you! You begin to sweat anxiously as you fumble through your silverware drawer and realize you’ve long since lost your bottle opener. Not a great start to the weekend if you ask me, so how can you prevent this from happening again?
Our Aluminum Bottle/Can Opener Key Ring is the perfect solution for your beverage-opening needs. With a slim opening on one side to help those with short fingernails pop the tab of flip-top cans, and a claw-like bottle cap opening grip on the opposite side, drink containers have never been easier to open. In addition, the back end of the aluminum bottle and can opener is looped with a metal key ring which allows you to keep it track of it as easily as your keys. You don’t lose those often, do you? You do? Oh. Welp…
Ok, ok, so you lose things. Fair enough. We all get a little absent-minded sometimes. That’s fine. As a matter of fact, we can help you with that. You know that trapper-keeper you kept in grade school that had your name on it and on the inside cover said, “If found return to…”? It was personalized so that everyone knew it was yours, right? Well we offer that same sort of service for this custom bottle opener. Included in the price, we offer the service of laser engraving each keychain with your logo. So even if you misplace it, or leave it at the gym or work, the custom engraved logo will let everyone know to whom it belongs. Does that mean they will return it to you? Well, it is a pretty awesome bottle opener…
With body modifications on the rise, it seems like more and more people are reaching out for ways to express their individuality. Tattoos, piercings and trendy haircuts are somewhat commonplace these days, though other individuals often go to such extremes as implanting shapes underneath their skin or injecting their eyeballs with permanent dyes. Well, while we here at rushIMPRINT pride ourselves on being non-judgmental and realize that it is each individual’s body with which to modify how they choose, we offer a simpler, less expensive and certainly less painful alternative to eye customization.
Pinhole Rubberized Malibu Sunglasses are the perfect solution for those looking to both make a statement with their eyes as well as shade them from the sun. Place your logo on each of the lenses for a unique way to spread your brand awareness. “Oh but how will I see out of these sunglasses?”, you ask. A valid question; here’s a valid answer: Tiny pinholes cover each of the lenses allowing the wearer to see through them while at the same time, offering a visible canvas on which to imprint your logo. A slew of different color combinations assure that you’ll be able to find the perfect accent to the image you choose to imprint on the lenses. Featuring UV400 tinted lenses offering both UVA and UVB protection, these shades are the perfect for beach-themed giveaways or fundraisers for charity.
So before you make an appointment with your local eye-dye parlor, take a moment to browse our collection of custom sunglasses. They offer a stylish, yet temporary and affordable solution that can make just as noticeable a statement. Well, maybe not quite as noticeable as blue eyeballs, but at least these sunglasses are able to be removed before meeting a potential employer. But hey, maybe you’ve already got eye tattoos and need to cover them up. What better way than with a pair of Pinhole Rubberized Malibu Sunglasses?