An Adventure with the Wool Epiphany Journal
February 3rd, 2014
My first nature adventure! I’m so excited to get away from the hustle and bustle of big-city life and connect back with the environment. It seems like our generation has become more and more reliant on technology and with our faces constantly glued to iPads, youPads, we all scream for newPads, a relaxing nature hike will be a welcome change of pace. I’ve even picked up this custom, American made Wool Epiphany Journal with my picture so I can record my journey in wonderful analog! My fingers have gotten so used to keys and touch-screens that I almost forgot how to use a pen! Anyways, it’s time these boots get to trekkin’! More to come later!
February 4th, 2014
So, trying to fall asleep while wild wolves and wind howl together outside your tent is no simple task. I ended up pulling my sleeping bag tightly over my head, leaving just enough breathing space for my nose and mouth. Ha-ha, now I know what a burrito feels like! Yea, it may take some getting used to at first, but at least I’m doin’ it! Just me and Mama Nature – To heck with Twitter and Facebook, all I need is the outdoors and this imprinted wool epiphany journal to keep track of my exploits.
February 6th, 2014
A wild boar chased me down yesterday. Though I managed to escape with only a few bruises and cuts (which may be infected by the looks of things), my personalized wool epiphany journal fell out of my rucksack and into a puddle. I had to hang it by its leather strap and let it air dry for the rest of the night. On top of that, some animals have managed to find their way into my grub stash while I was sleeping and eat a good portion of my food. Awesome. But hey, at least the sun is shining and I can take in all this fresh air. Yay, nature… Man, I’d kill for a smooth cup of Starbucks java right now.
February 7th, 2014
These darn birds and their chirping…I oughta feed your beaks…with my FIST! Ugh. Where’s their snooze button? So today, as you might suspect, I’m up with the sun. Which is great, I guess. It gives me time to accurately plot out all the leaves and sticks I’ll be walkin’ over today. Oh look, it’s a brown leaf! Hey a green one! What a shocker, it’s another twig, how keen! I think I’ve had my fill of this tree huggin’ life. I can’t wait to get home, turn on the tube and collapse in my bed.
February 9th, 2014
I have no idea where I am. Somewhere on the path between the bush that looks like Duane “The Rock” Johnson and the rock that looks like Emma Stone, I made a wrong turn. This freezing cold wind is cutting deep to my bones and I can barely step foot outside my tent, let alone my sleeping bag. Gosh, why didn’t I bring my phone with me!? Oh right, I wanted to be some kind of rugged mountaineer. A real man’s man – rough and tumble. All this to impress Jenny from accounting. Yea, you’re gonna kick the bucket alone in the wilderness, REAL impressive. Someone else is bound to come along, right? That nature website said that this is a fairly popular hiking trail. Oh internet, how I miss you.
February 10th, 2014
My fire is getting low and so is my wood supply. Well, at least this wool epiphany journal is flammable. Wait, are those footsteps or just more hunger-induced hallucinations!?
February 11th, 2014
I don’t know how much longer I had. Thank goodness those hikers showed up when they did! I was munching on the last couple crackers I had, watching my fire smolder to ash when fate twisted my way for the first time since I started this adventure! The chipped paint and rust stains on my front door never looked so beautiful. That’s the last time I do something crazy like that. Man, I can’t wait to post this to my blog.
I don’t know about you, but every morning I wake up, even before I brush my teeth or pour out those Lucky Charms, the first thing I do is ask myself, “Where in the name of Nasonex has Antonio Banderas been!?” Ever since that (relatively) tall dark and handsome hunk of man meat first took a bite of my heart as Armand in Interview with a Vampire, I knew I was love-struck. Long hair? Check. Sexy foreign accent? Check. Rippling pecks peeking their way from behind romantic Victorian attire? Yea, that’s a big ol’ CHECK! And don’t even get me started on his seductively haunting come hither eyes.
“Oh Antonio, I want to come thither, but it’s dangerous!”
Ah but that’s all part of the allure now, isn’t it? Kids today with their Twilight new moon old moon waxing/waning moon nonsense don’t know what a REAL manpire is. Thin and mopey crybabies whining about this and that, taking girls on piggyback rides through the woods…please. Get outta here with that noise. Gimme my ‘Tonio!
See, but here’s the good news. I recently stumbled on a product that can hold me over on those long Armand-less days. Together, The wonderful folks at the Nabisco Oreo Company and Rush Imprint have collaborated to offer lovely custom Oreo Picture Cookies on which you can embellish 1.25 inches of any image your heart desires. I don’t think I need to clarify what my heart desires, but maybe you’ve got different cravings. For instance, instead of taking a big bite out of Mr. Banderas’ gorgeous visage, maybe you want a custom picture of your favorite sports team or company logo on your cookie. A little bland if you ask me, but hey, it’s your cookie. Personalize it however you want.
Did I mention these are Oreos? I know I did but I feel like I need to stress it again. And not just any old Nabisco Oreo, but ones that are dipped in delicious Belgian white chocolate and covered in little colored sprinkles to match your image. Let’s recap: You can get your favorite picture on milk’s favorite cookie. What are you waiting for?
What do you think of when you hear “cowbell”? Does the word bring to mind a pasture full of bovine creatures with bells around their necks? Do you think of a comedy show sketch with classic music that NEEDS MORE COWBELL? These don’t sound like much of an advertising opportunity, do they?
Well, the Small Cowbell has nothing to do with cows or comedy sketches, except for that clonking sound that attracts attention! Cowbells have been used for years to show excitement at sports events and other venues where large groups gather to celebrate. They’re a favorite at football games when shaken in rhythm accompanied to your favorite chant. Even hockey fans take part in the fun. Some events call for cowbells at the start and finish of the events while others are noisy from beginning to end.
However, the use of cowbells as promotional products doesn’t end at sporting events. They make great giveaways at community carnivals and charity events to make sure your product gets noticed. A county fair would be the perfect place to ring your cowbell!
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